!!WARNING!! PUBLIC NOTICE FOR ALL LAKESHIRE CITIZENS !!WARNING!!
Experienced Scouts loyal to the lost King Varian Wrynn have spotted 10-20 manic BALD green orcs preparing for war against the town of Lakeshire.
These orcs seem to be extremely cunning, experienced in ranged and melee combat, and they also seem to enjoy FARTING and LAUGHING after each kill.
Scouts around the Eastern Kingdoms have spotted these orcs in Durotar, The Barrens, The Wailing Caverns, Northern Stranglethorn Vale, ELYWNN, DARKSHORE, WESTFALL, AND REDRIDGE.
!!!AVOID CONFRONTING OR ENGAGING THESE ORCS AT ALL COSTS EVEN IF SEASONED IN COMBAT!!!
One band of recruits on a scoutting mission were sent back dead, heads removed, necks shat down, with a blood-stained note reading “we hate em” and “redridge rightful horde clay!”.
ALL LAKESHIRE CITIZENS BE ON FULL ALERT FOR THESE NO-SHOES SAVAGES
Please report any informtion to Guard Parker at Three-Crossings, or to the Mayor of Lakeshire DIRECTLY.